td syirah jd stalker kat satuh page nie .. skali bole plak tjmpe satuh post nie .. klaka tao ! :D nk bce ? jom .. scroll bawah :)
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customer : waiter , do you serve crabs ?
waiter : sit down sir . we serve everyone ..
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customer : waiter , there's a dead beetle in my soup .
waiter : yes sir .. they are not very good swimmers ..
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customer : waiter , there's a fly in my soup .
waiter : that's all right sir .. they don't drink too much .
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customer : waiter , there's a fly in my soup .
waiter : then what are expected me to do , call a lifeguard ?
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customer : waiter , what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup ?
waiter : i wouldn't know , sir . i'm a waiter not a fortune teller ..
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customer : waiter , this soup taste funny .
waiter : funny ? then why aren't you laughing ?
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son : daddy , have you been to Egypt ?
father : no .. why do you ask that ?
son : well , where did you get mommy then ?
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lady : is this my train ?
station master : no , it belongs to the Railway Company .
lady : don't try to be funny . i mean to ask i can take this train to Kuala Lumpur .
station master : no madam , i afraid it's too heavy .
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man : how old is your father ?
boy : as old as me .
man : how can that be ?
boy : he became a father only when i was born .
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what i can say is , LOL !! xD
Lots Of Love ,
Syirah ♥
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